“I’ve seen Barney work very hard to get women. I’ve seen him work very hard to get rid of women. I’ve never seen him work this hard to keep one around.”
top 10 barney/robin episodes | bagpipes
“There was one small dispute about which one of us was more awesome. We just called it a tie and had sex.”
Barney and Robin + interrupting cell phones
it’s not something that develops over time, it’s something that happens insantatiously. it courses through you, like the water of a river after a storm, filling you and emptying you all at once. you feel it throughout your body; in your hands, in your heart, in your stomach, in your skin…if you have to think about it, you have not felt it….everyone (finds it) eventually. you just never know when. or where.
top 10 barney/robin episodes | tick, tick, tick
“Barney, we tried this, and we failed. Why try again?”
“Because I haven’t stopped thinking about you, and you haven’t stopped thinking about me.”
top 10 barney/robin episodes | the leap
“I care about you, Barney. And this kinda stuff, the emotional stuff.. it’s not your thing, I thought I’d save you the trouble.”
“Maybe I don’t want to be saved the trouble. Maybe I want the trouble. I haven’t wanted the trouble in a long time, but with you, the trouble doesn’t seem so.. troubling.”
top 10 barney/robin episodes | definitions
“If the alternative is not being together, then it’s worth taking this risk, because.. she’s awesome.”
“And he’s awesome. He looks nice in a suit.”
“She can handle her scotch.”
“He’s my boyfriend.”
“And she’s my girlfriend.”
